I feel like a little kid watching beauty and the beast

I uh, jumped over a basket of laundry, hit the corner of the wall and cut my knee in two places, instantly starting bleeding. Luckily, Tiana and Jasmine helped fix me

I uh, jumped over a basket of laundry, hit the corner of the wall and cut my knee in two places, instantly starting bleeding. Luckily, Tiana and Jasmine helped fix me

I love my sister

I love my sister

How I know I’m high: made a hot dog cheeses Rollup and consider myself master of the kitchen

Originally Posted By galacticaps

Most people don’t believe something can happen until it already has. That’s not stupidity or weakness, that’s just human nature.

Ok we watched World War Z tonight and I am still pretty drunk/stoned. But basically, it was really fun to watch totally not-sober. My thoughts…

-ok if Brad Pitt was my dad when I was a burgeoning teenage girl, I’d probably end up with a weird Electra-DILF complex
-holy shit it was intense, constantly moving
-I loved the opening credits, it was a good setup to get Into this world
-what made it even crazier was that they used video clips from TV anchors and media personalities from today, so it was like OMG THIS IS HAPPENING IN TODAY’S WORLD
-ok From Israel on I was just like FUCK YEAH BRAD PITT
-I kept expecting just horrible things to happen to Brad Pitt’s family, since the only other zombie connection I have is The Walking Dead and they’re more along the lines of “oh you might have cared a little about this character? Too fucking bad, KILLED OFF”; so it was nice that *spoiler* nothing bad happens to his family
-these zombies are freaking intense, quick and terrifying
-I love the Israeli chick solider, she is the bomb

Originally Posted By disneygentsfromlastnight

Originally Posted By rozeharten

2 Chainz “36” off his sophomore album is catchy and educational: the hook goes something like this, “guess how many ounces in a (and remember, it’s crucial for rappers to emphasize their abilities to make money, despite having any talent by purposely singing off-key and by creating unpleasant minor ‘harmonies’) BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!?????????” “THIRTY-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”“

stoned Rachel, the music critic (via rozeharten)

Sometimes it’s really nice to just lay down in bed with some The Album Leaf playing while you’re stoned and enjoying life

I’ve been having fun with colors and a planet earth coloring book…

Had the best time coloring yesterday

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